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		<title>Amen, Sister</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because I&#8217;m on holiday, I don&#8217;t even really follow what&#8217;s happening to everybody&#8217;s favorite jerk Silvio Berluscone. But I did happen to read the news this morning, and I found this &#8220;open letter to Obama&#8221; on the Kansas City Star Midwest Voices page. I don&#8217;t have much to add. It&#8217;s a wonderful article. Read it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=welcometomyamerica.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6494207&amp;post=529&amp;subd=welcometomyamerica&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stuff Your Opinions</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 07:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In his celebrated book, *On Liberty*, the English philosopher John Stuart Mill argued that silencing an opinion is &#8216;a peculiar evil.&#8217; If the opinion is right, we are robbed of the &#8216;opportunity of exchanging error for truth&#8217;; and if it&#8217;s wrong, we are deprived of a deeper understanding of the truth in its &#8216;collision with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=welcometomyamerica.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6494207&amp;post=497&amp;subd=welcometomyamerica&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Finnish Girls and Berlusconi: Like Prosciutto and Juustoleipä</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 04:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[However glad we all are to be rid of Mr. Bush, not all disgusting, corrupt, arrogant world leaders are out of the picture quite yet. I&#8217;ll get to Kim Jong Il some other time, in an article about short, brutal dictators with bad hair (facial or head): Hitler, Kim I, Kim II, Mussolini, Stalin, Kaiser [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=welcometomyamerica.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6494207&amp;post=441&amp;subd=welcometomyamerica&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Do! I Really Do!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 03:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe it&#8217;s the advice on being moral that I got from Marion Barry, but I don&#8217;t feel at all like joining the feeding frenzy around Miss California USA Carrie Prejean. There are many loud voices on many different sides, but some of the loudest belong to Perez Hilton, Michael Musto, FOX News, and Maggie Gallagher. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=welcometomyamerica.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6494207&amp;post=473&amp;subd=welcometomyamerica&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The (crack)Pot</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 03:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Above: A still from 1990 FBI footage featuring then-mayor of D.C. Marion Barry smoking crack in a hotel room. The woman with him is not his wife.) Chicago Tribune columnist Clarence Page wins the prize for best headline of the week: &#8220;&#8216;Crack Mayor&#8217; Sniffs at Gay Marriage.&#8221; Although I object to the term &#8220;gay marriage&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=welcometomyamerica.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6494207&amp;post=463&amp;subd=welcometomyamerica&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bullying: It&#8217;s Not Just For &#8216;Queers&#8217; Anymore?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 18:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The nightly network news has been covering a couple of bullying stories lately that are out of the ordinary, or at least as far as mainstream America is concerned. One is the case of Eric Mohat, a 17-year-old from Ohio who shot himself two years ago and whose concerned parents have sued the school district [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=welcometomyamerica.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6494207&amp;post=451&amp;subd=welcometomyamerica&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What I Like About Seahorses</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 03:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What I like about seahorses: 1. They are cute 2. They are mysterious 3. They dance 4. They mate for life and can actually be monogamous 5. They like salt water 6. They have twisty little tails 7. They are naturally egalitarian (males get pregnant) 8. They like warm water 9. They change colors when [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=welcometomyamerica.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6494207&amp;post=443&amp;subd=welcometomyamerica&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Words of Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://welcometomyamerica.wordpress.com/2009/03/27/words-of-wisdom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.&#8221; &#8211;Paul Valéry This blog is on hiatus until April 13, 2009.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=welcometomyamerica.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6494207&amp;post=438&amp;subd=welcometomyamerica&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Invade Sweden!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 23:45:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The English-language Swedish news service that I listen to recently announced that Sweden is virtually unprotected from invasion. Their last direct military conflict was in 1814, and some claim that they&#8217;ve really let their military might slide. During the last draft, only about 5,000 people were hooked into military service, and I hear their northern [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=welcometomyamerica.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6494207&amp;post=428&amp;subd=welcometomyamerica&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Crocktuplets, Part II</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was the first person be listed under a Google search for the word &#8220;crocktuplets.&#8221; I published an article called &#8220;Crocktuplets&#8221; on this site on February 12, 2009. I&#8217;m sure I didn&#8217;t think of the term, but a couple weeks ago, when you Googled that word, you only got my story. I was the only [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=welcometomyamerica.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6494207&amp;post=417&amp;subd=welcometomyamerica&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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