Viva El Presidente Bronceado!

The Italian main man, Silvio Berlusconi, a richer, slightly more intelligent and marginally less apelike version of George W. Bush, was recently quoted as saying that our newly elected president, Barack Obama, is “young, handsome, and well-tanned.”

AWESOME. I TOTALLY look forward to hilarious gaffes like this from politicians and world leaders over the next eight years.

I’d describe Berlusconi as “corrupt, hideous, and fairly swarthy.” But then again, I’m not president (or prime minister) of anything.